“Mashwork FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. They not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.

“Oh shit, playing Mashwork FC next Monday”, “Oh fuck, hide your wives fellas!”

by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019

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FC Brokelona

A trash club that relies on a 16 year old academy graduate to carry them and are in severe debt, that they have to sell their own stadium's grass. Known for their delusional fanbase, they think they can afford Kylian Mbappe but in reality he'd rather go to saudi pro league at 26 then stay at that disgusting club.

Barcha fan: " wE gonna win the uCL"
Non biassed football fan: "Porto has more chance of winning the champions league than FC Brokelona with that serious debt"

by Honest barcha fan April 18, 2024

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fc hollywood

fc hollywood is a nickname for fc bayern munich, it was originally coined in the 1990's when superstars such as lothar matthaus, jurgen klinsmann, stefen effenberg and mario basler were making headlines on and off the field, which resulted in drama aswell.

person 1: yo did you see what lucas hernandez did?
person 2: the guy from bayern?
person 1: yeah, he cheated on his wife with ronaldo's ex!
person 2: that's fc hollywood for ya

by lain thaf9ine May 14, 2023

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