False Face

A False Face is a metaphor for a type of behavior that occurs when a person presents him or herself in one sort of identity, but then when the plot unfolds he or she shows another face (esp. during an action that that is offensive to you).

People with a False Face usually never admit to their inconsistent, hypocritical behavior. They use their False Faces to get what they want and at times of extreme disregard to any life outside their own (a form of extreme individualism). Usually, their False Faces are discovered in a climatic occasion when they use another face to benefit them during that occasion, which will leave the unraveler in extreme fuck you mode.

A person with a False Face should never be respected.

Synonym: Two-Faced, False Consensus, Multiple Personality Disorder

Differs from Two-Faced by how a False Face does not necessarily constitute opposite faces.

The worst sort of False Face is when a person that is your friend turns out to be actually your enemy.

She showed herself as a honest girl who didn't play games. Until the plot thickened and her False Face was unraveled. He was shocked to have know that all this time he had been played by a girl who just cared for herself.

by TruthBeToldRiteNow January 23, 2010

false flagging

when sum punk ass white boy iz flagged up and he aint in no gang.

i shot this kid white boy who was false flaggin.

by lil phsyco April 11, 2005

false equivalence

When used on Reddit or other social media, a claim of false equivalence is not, as one might expect, pointing to a fallacy of inconsistency. Instead, the term is indignant shorthand indicating that the respondent is offended that someone had the audacity to make a comparison that illustrated how ridiculous, unreasonable, and/or stupid the thing they said really was.

Comparing Hitler to Stalin is a false equivalence.

by Fifth Finger of Fate March 23, 2018

false anger

The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.

Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)

by coleProtocol October 29, 2005

false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false homicide

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.

They had a false homicide on main street today.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009