Eating

something you should never do while viewing an NSFW picture

*Random man posts NSFW thing*
EWW WHAT THE HELL I WAS EATING!

by IslandDemolisher78 May 22, 2013

mule eating briars

Grinning from ear to ear, displaying all your teeth, much like a mule eating briars would look. Not to be confused with a shit eating grin.

Shirley came out of her alimony hearing lokkin like a mule eating briars.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim)

A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.

John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John : oh..I'm eating movies..

by Zedsdead August 28, 2005

clam eating

The act of eating out a girl

I couldnt call you back, Derek was clam eating last night.

by freakygyal May 3, 2010

Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).

You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009

Eating Puke

Eating Puke is the act of getting back with an ex especially when the relationship ended badly. He or she has expunged the toxicity of their ex from their lives however for some reason they at decide to go back for seconds.

Wow Mike is back with Jen. I can't believe he's eating puke. You'd think he'd have learned better after she dumped his ass the first time.

by RULT97 January 2, 2011

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007