Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

by Russell86 January 18, 2008

Ass-Eater

Someone Who Follows Lil-B's Fitness diet.

Little B says eat 10 cups of Booty to stay healthy !
The average human body is 70% water.
Mine Is 80 Percent Booty !

Ayee Yo mann

I know you aint still nibblin on those carrots bruh

I thought you was a Ass-Eater

by SnoopDoge January 20, 2015

rug eater

it's the same as a carpet muncher, ya fool

by anonymous June 11, 2003

Eater

An eater is a denomination of the female sex commonly known for playing with the hearts and emotions others

Phil: bro she never even liked me she was just playin with me
Kyle: yo bitches is eaters

by Xxxtentacionkikexx May 31, 2017

The Easter Bunny

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

one handed popcorn eater

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves

dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck

by manfat June 28, 2003

unicorn eater

When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.

Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.

by The Big Boy June 27, 2006