Ditto

The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.

I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs

by The man 309 June 15, 2024

Ditto

ditto by newjeans 🐰👖

Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
훌쩍 커버렸어
함께한 기억처럼
널 보는 내 마음은
어느새 여름 지나 가을
기다렸지 all this time
Do you want somebody
Like I want somebody?
날 보고 웃었지만
Do you think about me now? Yeah
All the time, yeah, all the time
I got no time to lose
내 길었던 하루, 난 보고 싶어
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Not just anybody
너를 상상했지
항상 닿아있던
처음 느낌 그대로 난
기다렸지 all this time
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

by anonymous July 5, 2024

ditzy floral

A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase

Ditzy floral

by Petrifiedchicken March 7, 2024

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

Dittobot

Owned by Skylarr a woman in her 40s who sends pics to minors. She will sell any part of her body for 30 nigerian coins. She copied this bot from Mewbot the best discord bot in the world and even scammer a nigerian prince named dylee. She has a sidekick names Yuno who is a useless 20 year old nobody who lives in his grandmothers basement who has no steady income besides the money he makes scamming people from his discord bot that he copied (deko).

"dont be like Dittobot" "bro no one wants to be dittobot i rather be dead bro"

by Nigerian Overlord April 15, 2025

Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003

DeDiego Ditto

A ditto given out by DeDiego. There is a good chance of all the answers being the same.

Answers:

1)era
2)era
3)era
4)era

etc...

by Anonymous November 4, 2003