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Howdey Diddley

Definition: Howdey Diddley is a word used for excitement or in doubt by all 2 of my BestFriends
How it’s used: Howdey Diddley that was a close one
by Soccerisbest January 11, 2018
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Finger diddle

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry
by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018
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Danglin' Diddle

A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.
"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021
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Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
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Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
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high dum diddle

a nursery rhyme chant used in poems or stories usually portraying someone singing or chanting it.
"he sang high dum diddle as he played on his fiddle"
by hi__13 May 23, 2019
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Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5
Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂
by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019
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