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Dickydo Disease

Disease occurring in males caused by genetics and/or overconsumption of food and alcohol.

Symptoms include partial or complete obstruction from view of one's own dick due to an enlarged gut.
Pete's gut sticks out way farther than his dickydo. He hasn't seen his dick in years now. The progression of his Dickydo Disease is well beyond the point of no return.
by thejtluv January 30, 2026
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Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
by Great Seany July 5, 2016
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that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
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Dick'n her down

When a guy really does it right and gets it there like he means it. When a good dick'n her down has taken place the pussy has been pounded and beat up .
After he got done dick'n her down she went to make him a sandwich.
After dick'n her down she had no choice but to say yes.
by SSO October 18, 2012
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Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.
My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.
by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015
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dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.
Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.
by Chris Crown January 6, 2015
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