internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.

SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.

Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"

by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014

Dick Detectives

The breed of men who like to investigate meat and two veg.
Most famous of these being Cock Columbo.

I have to make sure there are no Dick Detectives operating before I take a squirt.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.

John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.

by Civics March 30, 2012

Delective

Derived from "deceiving elective". A term applied to courses in which an individual enrolls, believing he or she will attain a high grade, but is sadly mistaken due to the elective's difficulty.

Music 1A03, Music 2II3, Gemstones, Soil, Water, Explorers, Geographies
James: "Damn Kev, I thought I'd get a 90 in Music, but it's bum-rushing me"
Kev: "Shiet man, that class a delective"

by JemJ December 9, 2008

detention

an annoying ass place you go to when your teachers dont like you or your just plain out reterted

justin, u have detention

by hbjhb,jbhjkbhbhjvjygjbygyugyug March 1, 2018

Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.

Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.

by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010