dental problems

Did you look this up to find something funny?Well fuck you!Floss your teeth bitch.

Guy:"Hey I have dental problems."
Me:"Fuck you bitch"."your not getting no fucking jokes!"

by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 29, 2018

Dend

A Dend is an acronym standing for Dead End; No Descendants, it usually refers to a woman who doesn't have children and/or doesn't intend to, often going to university and becoming a third wave feminist instead.

Bro, don't get with Grace she's a Dend.

by Sabbath of the Shrine October 12, 2019

Deadturd

When a close aquintance acts difference around other persons.

"God, Justin is such a dead turd."

"That Ben Deadturd really needs to give me money and tacos instead of other people."

by Jimmu Lashley October 24, 2006

custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.

"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009

Dental Dan

Putting saran wrap over a chick's cooch while going out on her as to not get the nastyness on ur face in the process

I had to use a dental dan she was so nasty down there

by Joe February 6, 2004

Dendroid

Teh meaning of Skillz.

E.g To define ones personal Skillz; To do a Dendroid. (a); " I want to be Dendroid " (p); " Damn that was a Dendroid Shot";

by Skill-less Noobie January 20, 2004

dental flosser

a guy who doesn't shave down there

a sucked his d, and omg, he was a dental flosser.

by crashhhhhh April 16, 2011