Danish Hopscotch

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern

Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.

by Terrober July 8, 2021

Danish "whisk"

A sexual practice originated by the Danes, typically performed during a FMF threesome. It involves two woman positioned side by side, with the man standing behind them. He quickly inserts his penis into the first woman's anus, withdrawing and quickly inserting into the second woman's anus, alternating between anuses with a constant rhythm until finally ejaculating. (Continuing the same rhythm after ejaculating can result in a double-Danish Creampie.)

If you haven't ever done a Danish "whisk", have you really even done anal?

by Sketchy_Nerd November 27, 2025

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish

An immature boy who likes to shout in class a lot like an annoying person 😫

Teacher:

Danish: SHDVSJDVDJDV

by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020

danish

a dick that destroys other peoples dick

i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017