Danish Pancake

A small danish lady mounts your face and smears creme brule on your taint.

Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.

Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.

by fredfig March 29, 2024

warm danish

When you fill a women's vagina with solid cream cheese than let it melt out and eat the sweetness

Dude i gave my girlfriend a warm danish it was delicious

by Warm danish February 09, 2016

danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

Danish Whore

A Danish guy that love's pølsefest and he's fat

Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself

Richard: Hey, do you know the guy in the wheel chair?
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore

by Who's this guy? May 21, 2018

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 07, 2025

Danish Icehammer

When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.

Wow hunny, that Danish Icehammer really sent chills down my spine!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 15, 2024