sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .

Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.

by EleventhHour April 24, 2011

danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017

danish ahram

The useless person in a group. They tried to fit in into a group so that he can become one of them. He tries to act but fails to do it. People proudounces his name wrongly. He purposely wants to find fault with others.

He: “ You look at that Danish Ahram guy”
The group: “ You suck”

by Danish Ahram January 4, 2018

Danish

People from Denmark. Also a language. Danish can also be used to describe a Pastry. Guys with this name are disgusting clapped shits and should kill themselves all of them are manslags.

I would never chat to a moist yute called danish.

by shagufta rangeela February 16, 2021

Danish Beast

The perfect man for a scorpio

Daayum gurl, look at that Danish Beast!

by BEDB April 23, 2020

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Danish Roam

A Danish Roam is when your Jungler (or the equivalent in a MOBA) tries to gank a lane, but dies to the enemy laner. Can be applied to any MOBA, but is most commonly associated with League of Legends.

Alekviggo (Twitch): Can u gank mid?
InCarnage (Zac): k
*An ally has been slain*
Alekviggo (Twitch): Nice Danish Roam, ff15

by HygenicFrank June 26, 2021