Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.
White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!
by valpo swede June 04, 2011
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danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in
Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud
by Chief greif June 05, 2019
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Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls
I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn
by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022
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Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
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Drop the Danish

The phrase “Drop the Danish” refers to when someone offers you something they think will please you but they do not have the mental faculties to comprehend that the only pleasure was for them in giving it to you.
This can be refer to something as benign as unwanted conversation, or unwanted gift, It can be as cancerous as an inappropriate touch. The reference for the term is based on some one knowing you only eat bagels but they gave you a Danish.
This guy will always drop the Danish, he always talks to me about how much he loves skiing even though I always remind him that my wife was crippled in a skiing accident. He also keeps telling me skiing jokes and touching my shoulder as he laughs at his own jokes even though I shrug my shoulder away from him and scowl at him, this guy can’t stop dropping the Danish.
by Phat Guck May 02, 2022
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Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).
Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.
by riggbeck September 02, 2018
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Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better
Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
by thedanishman69 November 04, 2020
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