Mad Cow Disease

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.

Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!

by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004

autoimmune disease

A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.

Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.

by Ex-Quitter August 4, 2009

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014

Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.

A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

Cock-In-Mouth Disease

A nymphomaniac.

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009

Textually Transmitted Disease

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.

Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!

by Lainaaa December 30, 2008

Terminal disease

A fast acting disease which results in death usually in a few months

I got aids which is terminal disease

by Nikrtguyutiyih January 7, 2019