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Countdown Winner

A geek who can do merely impossible equations and find words out of 9 random letters. If this geek is successful, their prize is a countdown teapot (that's it)
You're our countdown winner
by A countdown geek February 24, 2012
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Counter Strike

An insanely awesome game in which terrorists try and blow shit up, but usually Get Shot By Counter Terrorists
"Yea, Terrorists Have This One In The Bag"
*Headshot*
"NO!! FUCK YOU COUNTER STRIKE!!!""
by Halo8997 December 1, 2013
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Counter-Fade

When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.
Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!

Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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counter-giest

When someone tries to screw you over but you screw them over instead
Haha, I counter-giested you
by DanTheMan483 August 2, 2016
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Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
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count commas

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted
all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas
by highkeyflex69 February 26, 2018
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Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
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