cobra

Code word for hot lesbian action

When hot girls yell "cobra!" drunk guy will run into the room and bust his ass attempting to see hot lesbian action.

by runningweasel March 13, 2010

kurt cobain

The great frontman for a great band, Nirvana. Was made a legend, whether he liked it or not. Excellent songwriter, nice guy, ok singer, ok guitarist. He in the end was driven to suicide by the strains on his shy, reserved personality that the rock-god life had.
Seriously, stop worshipping the man. He just wanted people to leave him to live a happy life, to not be stalked by fans and paparazzi 24/7. He wasn't "perfect." He had severe drug problems, which probably contributed to his suicide. There was his dumb feud with Axl Rose. And he wasn't a "prophet." He didn't view himself as one.

RIP Kurt Cobain. You will be missed.

by king of canada September 20, 2006

Cobra Holder

To hold your dick in your hands. Also reffered to 'one eyed snake'.

I saw a sexii girl and i pulled a cobra holder

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.

Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.

by Rusty Blumpkin September 7, 2005

cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag

Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.

by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008

Colbacracy

a form of government in which the supreme power is Stephen Colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically America, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of Stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is American: apple pie, freem, ass-kicking & wikiality.

When it comes to birthday presents, Colbacracy is the greatest one that could ever be given.

by Juliaisawesome July 24, 2008

Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

wee piss peeing pissing number 1 cobra tongue cobra tongue

by BryanWat November 29, 2010