Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

University cooking

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.

«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»

by Jean-Frederic March 3, 2008

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Cooking Oil

Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.

Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.

Person 2: Cooking Oil?

by Michael Burrows October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007

dane cook

A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003