Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help

"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS

by depressed.llama July 27, 2018

Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.

My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself

by Saab Guy 44 October 13, 2016

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Flirt to Convert

The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.

by K-Dizzile January 22, 2008

jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

Concentrate

Orange juice with pulp without the juice

Don't drink that! That's lemonade concentrate! Not lemonade!

by Iamusingthisonehopefullyitisnt June 1, 2010

Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

by mhibma September 2, 2005