To comepletely and uterly know zip about what is happening, in which making the victim succeptable to torment afterward.
H:I love animals. I'd like to be a Panther.
Z:Tell me a story about one!
H: OK? Umm, A Panther was walking in the forest.
Z:How old is it?
H:uh young
Z:Oh, is it night or day?
H:Night.
Z: whats it doing?
H:Nothing
Z: Why?
H: because it wants to.
Z: Oh. How bout now?
H:It's running.
Z:After what?
H:A rabbit. It just caught it and has it in it's mouth.
Z: You're the panther right?
H: Sure yeah. So i Bit down on the Rabbit-
Z:You bit down on a rabbit!?
H: yeah, wait no!
Z:Thats horrible!
H: Thats not fair, now i'm confuzzled!
Z:Tell me a story about one!
H: OK? Umm, A Panther was walking in the forest.
Z:How old is it?
H:uh young
Z:Oh, is it night or day?
H:Night.
Z: whats it doing?
H:Nothing
Z: Why?
H: because it wants to.
Z: Oh. How bout now?
H:It's running.
Z:After what?
H:A rabbit. It just caught it and has it in it's mouth.
Z: You're the panther right?
H: Sure yeah. So i Bit down on the Rabbit-
Z:You bit down on a rabbit!?
H: yeah, wait no!
Z:Thats horrible!
H: Thats not fair, now i'm confuzzled!
by Xildra February 18, 2009
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When you are just too confused for words and your mind starts to act puzzled. It's a mixture of the two definitions of confused and puzzled. Sometimes accidentally said when the speaker wants to state that he/she has a mind fuck.
"I'm just so confuzzled right now."
"You look confuzzled."
"I am so confuzzled as to why Beyonce named her first born child Blue Ivy."
"You look confuzzled."
"I am so confuzzled as to why Beyonce named her first born child Blue Ivy."
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Get the Confruzed mug.1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.
"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."
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