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Pissing Contest

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.
by xsnake1 December 28, 2014
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proto-concept

Proto-concepts or better, embryo-concepts, are concepts in the process of becoming and not fully formed like those of non-adults or adolescents . Very young or prepubescent children are unable to form the complete concept, but, are able to form intellectual functions that in a specific combination form the psychological combination bases of the process of 'concept formation,' the ability to form genuine concepts will only develop when the individual is on the cusp of maturity.
Proto-concepts are intellectual forms that act in place of actual fully matured concepts; they are harbingers of concepts to come.
by Glen Mac June 26, 2016
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Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?
Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.
by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018
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Karen Contest

When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.
Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!

Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
by NikkiSix June 6, 2020
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Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.
Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.
by DankLip54 August 5, 2020
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The Concetta

An espresso martini with repesado tequila instead of that lame ass vodka.
The best drink created on the planet but is essentially for psychopaths.

Named after the Immaculate Conception because of how precious of a gift this cocktail truly is.

Named after a crazy Italian girl from New Jersey who knows how to make a great cocktail.
“Can I have an espresso martini but instead of vodka may I have tequila?”
“Oh you mean The Concetta?! Got it!!”
by scadesimone March 7, 2022
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Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played
John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity
by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022
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