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mlg clutch 

Major league game clutching

To perform under extreme pressure in major league gaming
Man, I totally clutched it last night, I was totally MLG clutching it!
mlg clutch by Joe2552halo January 4, 2014

meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.
Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!
meat clutch by Meat clutch March 1, 2017

gnarski and clutch

its when you doing something thats super sketchy, or clutch and you pull through by the skin on your teeth. It pertains to anything extreme and psuedo-extreme like snowboarding, skateboarding, a clutch play at madden, a winning shot in a pig game (as long as it was super sick with it), driving like a dare devil. Comes from the idea of starsky and hutch.
I was mobbin down the slopes dawg and i hit the booter, man i was flyin like a squirrel and i still pulled my board under and stuck that sheez... boy you better believe it was gnarski and clutch, i'd been f*** up
gnarski and clutch by Johnny Bizzle November 16, 2007

drop the clutch 

A racing technique used for launching manual-transmission cars, consisting of pushing in the clutch pedal, putting the car in gear, revving with the gas pedal to your desired launch point, and then instantly releasing the clutch pedal. This causes the full power of the car to instantly go to the wheels, often overpowering traction and causing the wheels to spin (burnout!)

In racing, this is how you launch the car at the beginning of the race . It causes a lot of wear-and-tear on the transmission, though.
600 hp Supra owner: "Lookadat fool. He wants to race."
Dude riding shotgun: "Come on mang, drop the clutch and whoop his ass!"

Camel Clutch 

The pro-wrestling move used by the Iron Sheik in 70s and 80s. The opponent would be laying on their stomach on the ground, and the Iron Sheik would sit on their back, clutch the opponents chin with both hands locked together, and pull back in hopes of submission. The Iron Sheik famously defeated champion Bob Backlund with this move and Hulk Hogan was the first to break the hold and went on to win the title from the Iron Shiek.
"Yo, if you see Hogan break the camel clutch and ram the Sheik against the turnbuckle?"
Camel Clutch by Steve1234 November 27, 2006

Colon Clutch 

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.
I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.
Colon Clutch by Dub April 1, 2005