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Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.
Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."
by ascarpelli January 16, 2012
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Strawberries and Champagne

An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.
On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas June 20, 2017
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Champion Slam Piece

The Slam Piece regarded above all others. Close to being a girl-friend or boy-friend, but not quite there. Much like a bottom bitch.
Gaea, now, boy does that Champion Slam Piece know some fine tricks.
by Th31wH0sB33nTh3Re4N)d0N3Th4T November 7, 2010
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champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.
AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.
by Grgrman May 1, 2022
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The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.
Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*
by fagmuffin February 23, 2005
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Champagne

noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!
by Effsix July 11, 2010
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Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.
Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !
by Ben McSex December 25, 2011
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