master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

by drcam March 20, 2012

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013

brianna carington

The worlds best girlfriend ever who loves her boyfriend Kolton
Unconditionaly She loves to spend time with him and just wants to spend the rest of her life with him
Brianna brings out the best in people but brings out the bright in Kolton those two are the perfect couple ever

Kolton- I love you baby :)
Brianna carington- I love you too bby :)

by The one and only zelk April 18, 2014

Sweet Canning

When latency in a multiplier game causes a player to "skip" from one point in the map/game to another.

The phrase was originally a reference to an episode of The Simpsons, where the TV Show "Rock Bottom" aired a segment on Homer Simpson. The segment included a video which was edited to skip back and fourth, such that Homer made out the words "sweet can".

*Player two skipped from inside the factory to outside due to connection issues*
Player 1: "Ha, player two is sweet canning"

by R&DGuy March 8, 2014

serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"

by jetemelie November 12, 2014