Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

Braeden

a boy who is very dumb sometimes and finds random pebbles in his room and throws them at his phone and breaks it

“NOOO! I just cracked my phone with this rock! Why is there a rock in my room?!?”
“Oh, he’s a Braeden for sure!!”

by firestarterhaley November 23, 2019

braden page

a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.

i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger

by travis munchen June 15, 2010

breading

the act of dropping scent, spreading crumbs, ultimately sleazing. a very urban expression, often used on busy dancefloors. usually accompanied with a relevant throwing of crumbs action. result of breading = gooch

Q. what shall we do tonight lad?
A. let's go breading and get ourselves some gooch

by hitmanno1 December 26, 2007

Breading

The sexual act of inserting bread into the anus

me and vicky were trying to spice up our sex life, we tried breading now i cant stop.

by beckysonfire April 14, 2015

Brenden

A brenden is a smoother talker and a charmer with the ladies. He thinks he can treat women like shit just because he thinks he has a big dick. He uses girls some older and some younger than him for everything. He’s only out to help himself. He’s a user, abuser, who’s cocky af with no reason 2 be. He’s into incest. mamas boy over 25 can’t stay off drugs. never knows what he wants because he’s a selfish narcissist. claims to love God. has no heart. Don’t trust a brenden. Don’t let him manipulate you. He will say I love you. Forever. and leave as soon as he’s gotten what he needs. A player. immature. thinks he’s the best at everything but not. loves to shop to try to look like a rich thug. has no goals aspirations and no heart to know what love truly is. He will say he loves you everyday he’s with you and talk mad shit about you behind your back calling you crazy. After he cheats on you multiple times.Steer clear of brenden. You’ll want to change him and help him. He’s always the victim.you’re always wrong. Don’t let him destroy you. Don’t let him fuck your life up. Once he knows you love him you’re fucked. You can cross an ocean for a him and he will fuck you: abandon you after years together, no closure. Let’s evil family manipulate and control him. will never be independent or go anywhere without God and realizing who he really is. no hope for a brenden. Fake. Two faced. Liar. Player. has affairs with married women. The list goes on.

That brenden over there is a complete fucked up psychotic douche. Watch out for him.

by Datgirldatcreates May 4, 2019