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Get Woke, Go Broke

Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
by Skua September June 17, 2018
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bruz

A common nickname for The dishonorable (John) Giovani Barilaro
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breathtaking

Term used to describe Keanu Reeves as a person to signify how awesome and glorious he is
Keanu: The feeling of being there, of walking the streets of the future is really going to be breathtaking.
Audience: You're breathtaking!
Keanu: (no u) You're breathtaking! You're ALL breathtaking!
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klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
by P'tainz February 6, 2014
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Colby Brock

Colby Brock is the hottest person you will ever see, not only does he look perfect but his personality is too. He is kind and loves everyone equally
Friend 1 he is the hottest and nicest person ever

Friend 2: are you talking about Colby Brock
by FlawlessBrock August 1, 2018
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disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022
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Brozilla

The modern man, leveled up in all areas of his life.

When an unstoppable monster meets your favorite bro, a brozilla is formed.
I want to be like Conor McGregor. He's a damn brozilla.
by HairSoap June 25, 2017
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