botch

not a biotch, but a botch

That girl is such a botch.

by forshore November 12, 2006

Man Botch

Like bitch but not really.

Stod: Day, theres your man botch
Day: OMG NOOOOOO!
Stod: hes fat :o
Day: *Gormless Face*

by Gangfuck May 24, 2006

we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.

hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.

by vivelerockk07 April 7, 2008

botchel

a car full of hot girls

a botchel of bitches

by lessguy July 13, 2009

Botcher

Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.

"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"

by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009

Both Job

When getting a blowjob from two girls at the same time.

I got a both job last night

by Cutemofo April 18, 2013

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013