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borning

friend: 'Good morning my man, how's your day?'
you: 'Actually, I've had quite a borning.'
by notsomerandomchinese June 5, 2019
mugGet the borningmug.

why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
by Hey birch December 8, 2020
mugGet the why was you bornmug.

Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.
guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"
by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011
mugGet the Born Again Singlemug.
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstormismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Was Born Gay, Incarcerated, Para drooping<Paradrooping> ? <Paratrooping>, And Smacking Backs For Fun, I...
mugGet the I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstormismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Was Born Gay, Incarcerated, Para drooping<Paradrooping> ? <Paratrooping>, And Smacking Backs For Fun, I...mug.

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
mugGet the Born in a bowling shoemug.

june borns

June borns are among some of the humblest people . They are caring , affectionate , and discipline people who can be reserved sometimes depending on their moods . A bit of a phycopath in a funny and welcoming way . NB they are some of your top tier friends that u should cherish .
Stranger : what’s your birth month

June born : June

Stranger : no wonder your so quiet and reserve..June borns are always like that
by Hidden leaf village November 23, 2021
mugGet the june bornsmug.

Borning

Haxo is so borning.
by sdfvsddvsv22 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Borningmug.

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