A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.
Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009
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--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."
--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"
--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"
by Doctor Science August 9, 2012
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Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
by MC death December 5, 2007
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Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!
Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011
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