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Bloomington Peek-a-boo

the sexual act of wrapping a womens face in saran wrap and taking a crap in their face so they feel the warm moisture of your shit, the unexpectedly poke a hole in the saran wrap so all of the anal discharge flushes into her mouth
by Nowlin April 29, 2008
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tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
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O-Blocking

When some continuously calls your phone while you are having sex and close to orgasm, ultimately ruining it because of the distraction.
The hotel desk clerk was O-Blocking us about checkout while we were getting it on in the spa.
by SF Transient August 6, 2006
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blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.
Sam is busy blorking for the company website.
by pid_bds February 9, 2009
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booking up

When two people are all over each other's facebook walls, constantly commenting on statuses, pictures, posts, etc. Instead of hooking up, they're booking up.
Friend 1: "Man what's going on with Ben and Kayla? They comment on everything the other one does on facebook."
Friend 2: "Guy, they're totally booking up."
by Totes My Goats March 27, 2011
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bloomington,cali.

a city close to fontana,california with the smallest possible population. all of the 7-8th graders go to bloomington middle school,all of the 9-12 graders go to bloomington high school. a large bridge connects the rest of bloomington to bms and bhs on the other side.
where do yoe live

bloomington,cali.
by saucy phion lion May 10, 2011
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Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018
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