biglet

piglet from winnie the pooh was dope, but a biglet ain't the same shit. a biglet is a mofo with a fat ass and a limited vocabulary. when u decide to talk to that fuck face, and he gives you that blank, "i'm a stupid fuck animal" stare, you KNOW you gots a Biglet.

we was talking to big ben, and he was being all up in our faces and talking shit bout our ages and our reputation. That biglet better watch himself on the boat, yo.

by winnie "we da shit" September 29, 2008

Bible Gap

The gap between a woman's upper thighs. It varies between a Pamphlet or Gideons (a nonexistent or narrow gap respectively) right up to the rare and priceless King James Family Heirloom (a gap so wide as to allow a clenched fist to pass unobstructed).

So named because it facilitates the position of the Missionary.

By means of the young lady's prodigious Bible Gap, her cameltoe (q.v.) was visible from behind even when she was at (and thereby commanding...) full attention.

by theVictorian December 9, 2008

bullet in a bible

an amazing dvd of a green day concert. you may think it's just for stupid teenies, but it definitely is not.

i am a real green day fan, and don't even like american idiot much. bullet in a bible still made me cry, because the whole thing is so wow.

see green day, billie joe armstrong, tre cool, mike dirnt. yeah, all amazing and talented and gorgeous and.. yeah.

i watched bullet in a bible right when i got it, and king for a day/shout was the most ghofb thing i've even seen. good riddance made me cry.

by mrs armstrong December 16, 2005

Bible Banger

A person who follows their life according to the scriptures of the Bible. These people are usually very uptight, and very difficult to get into bed.

Man that girl is such a Bible Banger, she is probably harder to get into than Fort Knox.

by Bloodlust February 3, 2004

Holy Bible

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true

by Asweetin' March 30, 2009

Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.

The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.

by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006

Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006