While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
Get the Gurgle Birthmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Are Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
by FunxFG March 2, 2020
Get the Giving birth to a coppamug. Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in
by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 26, 2024
Get the I CANT BIRTH-mug. When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
Get the Birth control relationshipmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>mug.