bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn May 11, 2007

benchmax345

This discribes a man who can't find a job because roid rage causes them to overreact to simple questions during interviews. Usually this type of person would stink due to the overindulgence in working out while on steroids, and any attempt to befriend such a person would usually lead to weight lifting challenges for approval. This type of person usually has a small penis due to the side effects of the steroids, accompanied with irritability and mood swings. It is not uncommon for such a person to have AIDS or hepatitis B due to the sharing needles. Most benchmax345 people might be built like a rock, but they are just as dumb as one. Overall this is usually a big angry man who stinks, is to dumb and angry to find a job, and has a small dick.

Watch out for that benchmax345 before he pulls a Chris Benoit on you!

One girl might say to the other:

Don't talk to that benchmax345 you know he might have something.

by whatyougot January 17, 2011

benchwarmin

When you have no money to spend. Pretty much the opposite of bein a "baller"

Friend 1: Hey man you gonna buy those jays when they come out?

Friend 2: Yea dude! I'm buyin 3 pairs!

Friend 1: Oh okay baller

Friend 2: How bout you? You gettin em?

Friend 1: Nahh, I have no money. I'm hella benchwarmin right now

by Priscillest October 9, 2011

Bencheck

A vile, ill-intentioned virtual mutation of spellcheck which actively replaces correctly spelled words with irrelevant ones in order to ruin the coherency of any given sentence.

Kimberley - "Bencheck is tuning my life."

"*Ruining"
Bruce - "Turn off your auto-correct or your phone'll just keep benchecking you until everyone thinks you're a stupid dick."

by Brick Stiff June 8, 2018

Beachy

When someone gives you a hand job under the towel on a beach.

My wife gave me a beachy in Mexico and nobody knew!

by JDawgBroncos1! July 1, 2018

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

Bencky

When a Ben is so completely idiotic and acts like a Becky

Wow, nice one Bencky.

by Getahandleonthis August 20, 2020