closet texting

Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.

1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.

2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"

by Olivia Jasmine December 12, 2006

Closet Conservative

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.

1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...

by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019

Closet Tits

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

by evinrude115 June 02, 2009

closet time

1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.

2. When you're making out with someone in secret.

1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.

2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!

by mickle June 27, 2005

closet bomb

A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet

Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.

by Donniey October 29, 2005

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 04, 2018

deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

by shabbyjohnson August 24, 2011