Definitions by Donniey

closet bomb

A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet

Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.

closet bomb by Donniey October 29, 2005

mexican tissue 

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

mexican tissue by Donniey July 7, 2005

wooties 

a fictional type of cereal, loosly based on wheaties except they taste good, have lots of sugar and are endorsed by people you've never heard of

wooties are a part of a balanced breakfast

wooties by Donniey October 28, 2004