twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.

I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

thunder baked

getting completely baked to the point where you will: remember absolutely nothing the next morning, devour any food in sight, laugh constantly

I walked slowly to the kitchen and when I opened the cabinet to grab some poptarts there were none; "oh yeah", I thought to myself, "I was thunder baked last night so there probably is no food left at all"

by Raekeon October 4, 2008

bared out

to be high on xanex bars

Damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit.

by lbs December 16, 2006

baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.

Jew hearts making baked alaska.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005

baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.

by Randy Flanagan September 20, 2005

baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009