Porn Badger 

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...

Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.

Porn Badger by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009

dead badger 

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

dead badger by Badger June 10, 2004

The Baddest Perra 

The BADDEST PERRA is Louie Castro, he is the baddest bitch you'll ever know, he is super funny n always serving looks he is a beauty influencer and a youtuber and his viewers are known as THE BADDEST PERRAS, oh and bitch guess what.... he just STOLE YOUR MANZ sssttupida😆❤

Me: Louie you are the baddest perra 😘
Louie: sssttupida tell me something i dont know ❤

The Baddest Perra by One of the baddest perras😘 May 18, 2019

badie 

a female/male who is highly attractive bad sexy

damn bro did you see all them badies in there.

badie by sori20 June 13, 2009

badger badger badger 

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

badger badger badger by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

growling at the badger 

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

growling at the badger by Cluin September 2, 2003

badee 

(n) A badee (pronounced "buh-dee" or "baddy") can refer to a penis, person, object or style that is being employed at the current moment in time.

The word can be traced through history to ancient Sumeria chronologically starting with "wedad eustice," "webadadio winnebago," "badadio pitts," "badad beans," "boyko badyle," "1 and a half badee."

(adj.) badeed

Note: The term "badeezer" is an alternative form of "badee," usually used to describe more intense situations.

Explain the milf badee over there by the couch.

That's just not my cup of badee.

Walter fucked a 300 lb kosh badeezer and is in need of penicillin.

Is it true that Zach has a one and half badee?

badee by EyeOfTheBadeezer June 8, 2009