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a.s.s.h.o.l.e. 

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Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.
That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.
a.s.s.h.o.l.e. by QuacksO January 15, 2014
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as/s • as shit • as seen on TV • as sin • as soul • As smooth as braille • as slippery as a butcher's prick • as soft as a she-mouse's belly • as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night • As-Salamu Alaykum

A.S.S.

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Annoying Sister Syndrome
Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.
A.S.S. by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
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S.A.S.S. 

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Secret.Agent.Style.Sex.

It's just like regular sex.. But soooo much better. Double.. Even TRIPLE the Orgasim sensation.
Ohhh man, I dont know about you.. But I think we should go make some Sass right about now..
S.A.S.S. by Alex January 19, 2004
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as shear folly 

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To folly in the first.
as shear folly by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

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A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Man, I'm hungry as shit by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
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a.s.s.

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awkward side smile.

the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
a.s.s. by whore puppy August 14, 2011
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