Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.

" Yo, get me some fat albert"

by -Street Baller- June 3, 2006

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.

"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."

by eighth of seven November 8, 2007

Prince Albert Piercing

A body-piercing of the penis, in which a metal ring (which begins almost straight and is later bent, with pliers, into a round shape) of various compositions (some are Sterling Silver, some Gold, some Surgical Stainless Steel) and various circumferences (ranging from that of a U.S. dime to that of a U.S. quarter), is installed in the penis. The entry point is the frenulum (which is that part of the penis located just behind the area where the glans tapers up), and the exit point is the urethra (from which urine and semen flow). When performed by a competent Piercer, it's installation produces excruciating pain, but only of a second's duration. If you're contemplating getting one, insist on the Piercer's License, as to prevent contracting a STD.

Yeah. But the bad news is that because he had this "Prince Albert Piercing," he has to wear a Tampax in his undies for the next week, as there is residual bleeding from the proceedure for a short time.

by acrobat19129 July 11, 2010

Marv Albert

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.

Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"

by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

St.Albert

A small community by Edmonton hated by all but those who live there. Has one of the highest incomes per capita in Canada and contains spoiled rich kids driving 50,000 dollar cars and wearing 2,000 dollar outfits. The girls are sexy the boy are hot and living a life that resembles something off of The Hills. The party's are crazy full of alcohol, drugs, and sex, and there is one everynight. The parents don't set boundries because they party as hard as their kids. A safe community where a break-in is sure to cause an uproar. As a kid you could easily walk around at three in the morning and feel safe. The second you hit grade 9 the parties, alcohol, drugs, and sex start and daddy's little girl grows up fast. These kids don't have a care in the world, how could you when you have unlimited access to you Dad's bank accounts. Ideal place to grow up if you want to slack off in school, ride around in a beemer, and party all night. The letter recently written by a St.Albert resident, pretty much sums up what they believe in and stand for.

St.Albert:
"his status was accomplished once his friends saw our house and other possessions. It sounds cruel but that is how it is; ask your children, they will tell you."
or
"Let's get smashed today, I'll ask my mom to boot for us, we can take my mercedes."

by St.Aer August 5, 2010

prince albert

"A PA is probably the most common male genital piercing -- it heals quickly and is relatively trouble free. It enters the urethra and exits immediately behind the glans.

The piercing is usually done in 10ga or larger, and stretches very quickly. Most men (and women) find that 6ga or 4ga is an ideal size. For some people, the piercing is purely aesthetic, but for others, it is highly sensual. I should add that some women find the piercing uncomfortable.

Finally, be warned that wearing a ring in your urethra will often affect the urine stream -- you may need to sit down to pee."
- BME

by DigitalAcid August 28, 2003

jan-albert

Jan-Albert is a South African guy's name. Jan-Albert is one of the hottest guys you'll ever set your eyes on. He has a way with the girls. He usually falls for the girl he's known the longest, his best friend. He will love talking to her about their past, all the fun times they had as children, he loves that kind of talks. That's one of the reasons why it's so easy to talk to Jan-Albert or begin a conversation with him. He actually is a real softy, but doesn't like to show it that much. He's one of the kindest people out there, with the best laugh. So, in conclusion, this dude is literally the best and loved by everyone.

Friend: Gosh, he's literally perfect!
Her: Yeah, such a Jan-Albert!

by anoninam August 16, 2017