Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017

Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.

"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."

by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.

I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.

by anonymous November 30, 2022