Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024

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by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.

Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"

by biman05 June 6, 2023

Lance

Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke

My boyfriend Lance, is so handsome

by Kumalala Chesta June 8, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025