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Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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Lance

He seem sweet and charming at first, but they will play with your feeling and break your heart into half..
(From experience)
"Ugh..Lance?"
by BiFrog April 11, 2021
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Lance

A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.
Lance is right there

You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass

Big booty judy ass nigga
by Lilgrove April 14, 2021
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Lance Prancer

A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.
The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.
by KatieKlock January 10, 2013
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Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.
Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"
by biman05 June 6, 2023
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lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.
Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
by rawful March 4, 2023
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Lancing it out

You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear
Q:You heard about lance

A:Yeah he’s lancing it out
by JkJn March 7, 2023
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