Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018

chux card

1. Having lost the overall match, but still scored the most points.

2. Claiming to win even though clearly defeated by because of better play.

Derek got the Chux card even though Tommy won.

by TidoMonkey March 21, 2005

batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Cailyn Card

When you are such a slut that you go as far as sucking a guys dick

-Did you suck a guys dick?
-Yes I lost my Cailyn Card

by Samalamb March 17, 2018

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009