thin mints

Another word for dollar bills

Dazza: "Yo check out these thin mints i found on the ground"
Some rando: "Bro those are my thin mints ya spastic"

by some punk bitch March 21, 2021

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

mint-bean

When you go down on the clit with minty fresh breath

“Damn babe can you mint-bean me again?”, “Yeah hold on let me pop some Tic Tacs.”

by SlimAnarchy July 8, 2022

Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

Salty Mint

This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.

"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"

"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"

-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.

by tonyhighjarrid October 4, 2013

Lover's Mint

Two or more mints shared among lover's post intercourse.

*after love making*
Person 1: "Care for a lover's mint?"
Person 2: "I would be delighted!"

by shaws23 August 5, 2016

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021