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Woolweight

A Woolweight is someone who goes to bed before 3AM in the morning because they are simply not man enough to stay up and perform such tasks as play old video games, watch bad horror movies, talk to random people they've never met before on the internet etc.

Can sometimes be shortened to "wool".
*Skype Chat*
Andy: Right I'm off to bed, cyas

Rob: Pfft you're such a woolweight
by DXTF123 August 28, 2014
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woolly nips

A woman with hairy nipples that resemble that of a woolly mammoth
Evan: Dude what happened? You were only in the bedroom with that girl for like 30 seconds. u a 30 second man?
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
by wamboozled October 17, 2014
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Wooloowin

A Suburb in Australia Queensland it is a high class suburb next to Clayfield and is one of the top high rated suburbs in Australia.
Have you seen the weather at Wooloowin
by ZP-36363 September 23, 2016
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Wooly Manmouth

When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.
by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017
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Woolas

A Dutch master or Philly Cigar filled with Cannabis and sprinkled with cocaine.
I started smoking woolas at 17 man
by marvin98 October 16, 2017
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Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting
Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense
by Big d113 June 21, 2018
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Woolshie

intimidating and soo sick of it. like why. she likes good company and fun and smiles just like everybody else? she is shy, she is not a witch. she likes to be hugged and held, she is not a machine, certainly not a sex toy. she does like being intimate but only when intimacy is earned, worked on, achieved. it is just one of many ways of communicating. talking can be just as sexy you know?
Woolshie was walking the street, lowering her gaze so that she wouldnt come across as intimidating. Thats how far its gotten!!
by Krkič June 14, 2019
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