a guy who plays the soft romantic, yet gangsta card, tells you sweet things, makes you think your such a catch...tells you he wants to be with you he's just scared but his heart just says..let's see where the road takes us. Since you won't have sex with him because he ain't makin no type commitment he finds the 1st most retarded reason to cut things off and turns into a monster. Next things you see, some hoochie rubbin her her coochie all up on his shit, grindin desperately at the club. Trick for real!
by TRIKRITENUK April 18, 2011
someone who always has to get someone else to do the work for them, and can't do anything by themselves.
someone who can't stand up for themselves. and has to get their 'friends' to step in for them.
someone who is eager to complain/get offended on someone elses behalf. this MAY be because the woman has a complaint, but the complaint has no reasonable basis. or because she wants to complain herself, but hasn't got the affront to admit it's her.
if they "like" you, they will do stuff for you. if they don't, they won't.
someone who doesn't realise that "male privilege", is people who do all the work, get the rewards.
someone who can't stand up for themselves. and has to get their 'friends' to step in for them.
someone who is eager to complain/get offended on someone elses behalf. this MAY be because the woman has a complaint, but the complaint has no reasonable basis. or because she wants to complain herself, but hasn't got the affront to admit it's her.
if they "like" you, they will do stuff for you. if they don't, they won't.
someone who doesn't realise that "male privilege", is people who do all the work, get the rewards.
Man: "I don't agree with that woman"
Woman: "he's being nasty to me, someone do something about it"
Man: "True statement about woman"
Woman: "I need all my 'friends' to tell me he isn't being honest and is just being a nasty person"
Woman: "I'd like to complain about 'this'"
Person: "Ok, what is wrong?"
Woman: "Someone else MIGHT be offended/have a problem with it"
Woman: " "my friend" has an opinion that there is a problem with it"
Woman: "all that male privilege"
Man: "male privilege...is having to listen to you. female privilege, is talking about male privilege"
Woman: "he's being nasty to me, someone do something about it"
Man: "True statement about woman"
Woman: "I need all my 'friends' to tell me he isn't being honest and is just being a nasty person"
Woman: "I'd like to complain about 'this'"
Person: "Ok, what is wrong?"
Woman: "Someone else MIGHT be offended/have a problem with it"
Woman: " "my friend" has an opinion that there is a problem with it"
Woman: "all that male privilege"
Man: "male privilege...is having to listen to you. female privilege, is talking about male privilege"
by J_S_ July 09, 2019
its a britney spears song
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by Doug101 September 10, 2007
The favorite scapegoat of men (eapecially on urbandictionary.com)
"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
by Shawnikwa August 22, 2006
A person who is hated by (99% of) men.
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
by The Happy Humanist February 12, 2010