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Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009
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getting wavy with the bros

Getting drunk, and or consuming large amounts of alcohol with friends.
D: Hey were is Tyrone?
A: Oh he getting wavy with the bros.
D: He better not drive home then.
by Montenegro4Life September 10, 2012
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That time period after marching band season when you don't know what to do with your life. It usually begins towards the end of November, leading to weight gain due to the upcoming holiday season and lack of regular exercise that one had previously.
Man, I'm having serious marching band withdrawal right now. I don't start my homework on our old rehearsal days until 9.
by Forevermusicgirl December 1, 2013
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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
by theinstigator June 3, 2016
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the beast with two backs

When a man and a woman are having sex face-to-face they become the Beast with two backs
Come back to my place baby and we can make the Beast with two backs
by ben-wa November 12, 2016
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the host with the most

This refers to a man who is not only the host of something but also the best host.
Timmy is the host with the most

The host is not the host with the most
by The gamer with the lamer June 20, 2019
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A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021
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