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windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.
Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!
by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004
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wiper

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.
We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.
by Meredith N. January 28, 2008
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Whipper

Jesus: Man I met this Fine Girl that im gonna fuck so hard till my nuts turn blue.

Chris: Dude that my sister your talking about!!

Jesus: Dude Whipper
by Jay Rodriguez January 24, 2003
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wilper

An ugly white male, or female picture making funny experssions and taking picture and putting onto web pages to get more popular among friends
OO me OO: u know dat picture of that wilper yesterday
PP my m8 PP: oh ye ai remember that ugly female lol trying to pose to get mroe rep.
OO me OO: aww well thats another picture to the fat/ugly/gay file =D
by CraigerZ September 11, 2005
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whipper-snipper

A snippet is a brief quotable passage. People who think in snippets are called 'whipper-snippers.'

Women have a greater propensity to hear snippets and deduce from them because they have conversational skills that men don't have and men tend to internalize and think about things differently.
While driving in a car:

Man: Oh! There's that trading firm. I made millions off of them.

Woman: Williams!? What is that!? Williams!? Williams!? What is that!?!

Man: Williams!? What is Williams!? I said millions, 'whipper-snipper.' Where do you get 'williams' from 'millions' talking about a trading firm!?
by chewinggumtester December 18, 2012
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non-wiper

Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.
Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??
by Barnsider September 3, 2010
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No Wiper

There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.

Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true

Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017
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