window-warm

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011

Window Torrenting

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.

Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.

by Kyle of Noobonic September 7, 2011

window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

Window Fuck

Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.

"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"

"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"

by loonom May 11, 2015

Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016

window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.

You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.

by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017

window licker

(so i've heard) Birmingham-esque for a resident from Tamworth ('brums' overspill town from the '70's)

Yam not won o' dem Windaw Lickers frum Tam'f are yao ?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003