Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.

That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.

by J-Lee November 9, 2007

sausage wallet

elizabethan (medevil) term for whore

Jim: How many guys have you slept with?
Sally: Alot.
Jim: God you're a sausage wallet!

by Pirate Queen010 April 6, 2008

Meat Wallet

A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.

Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.

by Amadeus Sinclair April 9, 2009

waller

Verb. The word originated from farmers who used the term to describe the pigs "wallering" in the mud or their own shit. Today it describes someone who is lying around lazily, doing nothing. When a person is completely worn out or hung over, they "waller" in bed or on the couch. To be slow, heavy, sleepy and/or unmotivated. Often occurs on the day following alcohol or substance abuse. May also be the result of over extending oneself during the workweek. All they can do is "waller" because they are too brain dead to do anything else.

I'll be "wallering" all day, recuperating from that rave last night.

I tend to "waller" on the weekend's, watching cartoons and pigging out.

He "wallered" in his own filth until his neighbors called the authorities because of the stench.

by pinkapples December 28, 2008

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

sausage wallet

in the Renascence time it was a word to define whores.

That gal is a sausage wallet. She's with a different mate every week.

by Hamster. April 30, 2009

waller

To hollow out or make a hole larger.

Once there's a little play around the bearing, continued use will waller the hole out.

by Davis Co September 19, 2005