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Nook Wars

An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.

It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.
by Mushroomer April 4, 2010
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Purple Wars

A blunt-smoking game that originated in Tallahassee, Florida in 2009 when a group of teenaged smokers realized there was no weed-based equivalent to Ring of Fire. Named in honor of dank purple bud.

To play place a 54 card deck (jokers included) is shuffled and placed in the center of the circle. Each player takes a warmup hit, and then when the blunt returns to the first player, he takes a hit and draws four cards. If doubles appears he lets out his hit and goes again, but if not he passes the blunt to the next player and attempts to keep holding in his hit until someone draws doubles. Win by getting high.
by kbyrd December 28, 2014
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Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.
Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.
by Lizzy ur Sauce bae June 1, 2018
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Classical Star Wars fundamentalist

A person, who would go on a heavenly crusade to ensure general acceptance for Star Wars having only the classic 3 parts. Sometimes combined with a fixation on the 3 first Indiana Jones movies
Peter: I'll soon be eating up my keyboard! There are only three real Star Wars movies! And don't say anything else about Indi either, I dare you!
Michael : It's obvious. You are a Classical Star Wars fundamentalist!
by TeacherMuhaha April 11, 2014
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Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression

The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.
“Hey Lauren, are you okay?”

“No Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”
by Matt, a radar technician December 20, 2019
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Star wars defense

The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) is a system proposed by President Ronald Reagan on March 23, 1983 to use space-based systems to protect the United States from attack by strategic nuclear missiles. It was dubbed "Star Wars" by opponents, implying it is an impractical science fiction fantasy, but supporters have adopted the usage as well on the grounds that yesterday's science fiction is often tomorrow's engineering. While Gorbachev's reforms deserve a vast majority of the blame, or credit, for the collapse of the Soviet Union, SDI may have contributed to the fall by successfully applying the strategy of technology, which was a prevalent doctrine at the time.


Project and proposals
The proposal was sharply criticized for its potential costs, doubts that it would be technologically feasible and afford complete protection against all delivery systems, concerns that it would violate the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty and the Outer Space Treaty and destabilize the nuclear balance of power.

The research was controlled by the Strategic Defense Initiative Office, an agency of the Department of Defense until 1993, when it was renamed the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization. Department of Defense cost estimates for SDI-related spending during fiscal years 1984-1994 amounted to US$32.6 billion. An independent report by the Congressional Research Service arrived at a much higher figure of US$70.7 billion 1.

The project was repeatedly scaled back, renamed Global Protection Against Limited Strikes (GPALS, dubbed "Son of Star Wars") in 1991, and refocused on protection from smaller attacks. GPALS was based on a ground system of rocket-launched interceptors aimed at preventing small scale launches by "rogue states" (apparently North Korea, Libya, Iraq or Iran) from impacting on the US.


Missile Defense
President Bill Clinton almost halted the program, but it has regained momentum under President George W. Bush, whose version is called the National Missile Defense (NMD).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.
Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?
by Zack Green July 12, 2004
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