waitey

that guy that goes out with my best mate!!

shes goin out with that waitey fellow!

by ZZXXZZXXZZXX August 31, 2003

waitiki

those dudes who brought back the music of esquivel.

q: who puts the zuzu in the music of esquivel?

a: nowadays... waitiki!

by kenwood April 4, 2005

Waitascone

A measurement of time equal to four inches (or 10.2 centimeters). Also known as The Biscuit Constant.

I'll be there in one waitascone!

by Vile June 14, 2008

wait til you see my tan line

I want to have sex with you and I don't care who knows it!

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line

by ddregz October 20, 2011

Plow My Waiting Honeypot

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

by TheFavNeighbor November 21, 2010

I'm Not Really A Waitress

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

by winona September 6, 2005

waitey

Fat git who tells people he loves them then screws them around.
Thinks he can sing. Can't.

by - July 20, 2003