Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century
A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century
A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*
Example 2: Zac Efron.
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*
Example 2: Zac Efron.
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"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
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"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
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