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Dirty Waffle

Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century

A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*

Example 2: Zac Efron.
by DirtyWafflez August 7, 2009
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twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003
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waffle house

1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear.
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world
Waffle House coffee is crack in motor oil form.
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waffle goth

You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently discovered exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places.

"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."

Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"

Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
by hrcquirk September 5, 2005
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