vuvalag

cunt with teeth

if someone is being annoying and they obviously have teeth, they become a vuvalag,instead of just being an annoying cunt. or if someone gets a sore on thier cock or is walking funny,it could be the result of a vuvalag attack.

by mackandodge May 20, 2010

vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Vulcan Handshake

The act of two females uniting vajines in a punnanny wiggle

My crotch really burns after a vigorous vulcan handshake

by bigjfromva2 December 21, 2008

Vulcan

A race of kids of the underground music scene who adopted the hair-do closely resembling Spock from Star Trek whom was of the Vulcan race. Most known for this hair style and culture were the strange faggish members of The Locust and it's followers back in the late 90's. The Hair style evolved into a more uglier look unfortunately into the Emo scene- which also unfortunately surfaced due to lost teens who unknowingly acquired the style in the last few years, they added some length, modernized it to fit mainstream style but did not achieve to keep it non-queer, gay looking or faggish. It's not believed to be known to them that it does look gay as hell. In fact, Mullets should of came back out of the trailer park before a faggot hairdo like this.

"Oh great, are band is opening for The Locust? Fucking dumb Vulcans."
"Look! The place is full of Vulcans."
"There's a Vulcan sucking wank for the joy it, and they are both male."
fag rump ranger queer follower vain mullet scene emo

by vigilanty June 18, 2009

green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up

He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

vulvazella

A process by which a person inserts an African horn instrument into their partner's vagina and blows heavily causing a sudden but sustained increase in genital pressure/vibration

Man after knocking her junk around for a while I gave her the vulvazella, that bitch is going to be queefing from here till Columbus Day

by lartinov99 July 11, 2010

vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')

fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009